"Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
05/24/2016 at 08:36 • Filed to: rant
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"Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
05/24/2016 at 08:36 • Filed to: rant | 2
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Gonna whine on Oppo because I swear this morning is some sort of comedy slapstick screenplay or some fucking shit. I woke up, ate, went out to the Miata, popped a new fuse in the headlight circuit, and it blew as soon as I turned on the lights. Awesome, now I gotta pull the wiring harness for the lights and look for shorts. Fan-fucking-tastic. It also means I can’t drive the Miata. Can’t drive the Buick either, since I finally got it home and it isn’t registered yet. That leaves the Mustang, meaning I have to go put gas in it. Swell. Grab my coffee cup, grab my keys, and forget to grab my CD of music to listen to, dooming me to a 40 minute commute of nothing but obnoxious commercials and shitty reception. Get to work, bump my coffee cup wrong when taking it out of the cupholder and spill 4 day old coffee all over the tan passenger seat cloth of the car I’m trying. To. Fucking. Sell. Grab the rest of my shit and hurry inside, drop and break my favorite coffee cup on the way, steal some interior fabric cleaner from work and dump it on the seat and spazz out on it with a rag in hopes of soaking up most of the coffee so it doesn’t stain.
Get to work and the shop manager says that some vehicles pictures disappeared from the website and tries to blame me saying it’s going to cost $80 to drive them back over here so I can take pictures again and blah blah blah and now some massive inflamed anus has parked a car in my photo booth and run off with the keys while I’m massively behind on cars.
Fuckin shit.
V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches
> Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
05/24/2016 at 08:42 |
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Sweet Jesus. I am legitimately sorry for you. Have a hug
Azrek
> Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
05/24/2016 at 08:42 |
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Ahh...one of the Karma days. I love those. You just want to hit the reset button and start over. Some days just require drinking to get through it.
Patience...power through it
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Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
> Azrek
05/24/2016 at 08:47 |
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I swear to god with the way my luck is as soon as I turn 21 I will spontaneously become an alcoholic because I don’t have an adequate coping mechanism for this shit and it happens all the time.
The annoying thing is when I get home I need to either tear the Miata apart to find the wiring issue, or tear the Buick apart to replace the belt tensioner then go spend a bunch of money in taxes to Uncle fuckin Sam to get it registered.
Or I could go to the chemical room at work and huff paint thinner until I’m too high to even comprehend this shit. Unfortunately, I like my brain cells so that’s not an option.
Jayhawk Jake
> Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
05/24/2016 at 08:57 |
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You warned us like anything you say doesn’t contain bitching
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Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
> Jayhawk Jake
05/24/2016 at 09:01 |
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This is abnormally high levels of bitching. Turbo-bitching , if you will.
CaptDale - is secretly British
> Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
05/24/2016 at 11:51 |
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Don’t worry about becoming an alcoholic when you turn 21. Alcoholics go to AA. You’ll just be a drunk, like me!
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CaptDale - is secretly British
> Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
05/24/2016 at 11:52 |
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Damn dude, sounds like a rough fucking day. I hope things get better for you.
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Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
> CaptDale - is secretly British
05/24/2016 at 12:23 |
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At least the rain stopped. Hopefully the rain will remain stopped enough for me to get off work at 3:00 and go replace the belt tensioner on the Buick.
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Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
> CaptDale - is secretly British
05/24/2016 at 12:23 |
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“He has a... drinking problem”
“It’s only a problem when I run out”
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CaptDale - is secretly British
> Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
05/24/2016 at 14:00 |
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“Everyone should believe in something. I believe I’ll have another drink.”
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CaptDale - is secretly British
> Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
05/24/2016 at 14:01 |
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Or use a pop up. Had one over my cars while working on them, great for rain or super hot days.
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Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
> CaptDale - is secretly British
05/24/2016 at 14:07 |
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What’s that quote from? Mine was from TeamFourStar’s Dragonball Z Abridged series.
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CaptDale - is secretly British
> Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
05/24/2016 at 14:23 |
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W.C. Feilds
“ It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it.”
“If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.”
“Never give a sucker an even break.”
“If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.”
“Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.”
“Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.”
“Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.”
“No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it’s only a question of degree.”